Darren Cohen

Published September 29, 2016

Today in my Twitter

Even with his money…..dude has really shitty taste. Who would want to live in that? https://t.co/7PotmkCbuQ 01:27:08
Goodnight Twitter! https://t.co/9M1TIpDpei 01:27:49
People don’t like facts….these are facts! https://t.co/fvzT0ZrFQF 12:01:18
Congrats Apple, you no longer have the worst use of courage this month! https://t.co/myhTrKjfVx 12:02:29
Yes the famous communist free trade party! https://t.co/sGpADAhGUw 12:32:56
RT @alexburnsNYT: coulda been just a 400-lb guy sitting at home tho
https://t.co/xQLc2LyX5C 12:43:22
Remember the CEO of the Trump campaign is the Executive chairman of Breitbart. So much shit it’s sometimes easy to… https://t.co/UxDou8UlNe 13:03:48
The Hillary Shimmy https://t.co/2UGsGm5QQn 13:17:38
You need to watch this video! https://t.co/pIDG5FU4NZ in reply to RealDarrenCohen 13:18:02
Do not fucking call this great sparkling water seltzer…. https://t.co/yrBB9eb9MN 13:19:22
Maybe Donald Trump is just like one of the coupon freaks on the TV show on steroids. https://t.co/hDnVOgQKu9 15:00:10
This seemed pretty obvious as it was mentioned by many surrogates minutes after the debate. It was a talking point. https://t.co/YWUTJIlco9 15:02:51
Turns out daddy embracing some “deplorables” might turn off people from staying in hotels with that name or wearing… https://t.co/T6sG0F01pM 16:44:34
WW 3 for economic development…sorry to whatever country we have to nuc to make this happen. We need new sneakers! https://t.co/cFPtz2Iwg2 16:46:20
All my bags are packed I’m ready to go…… https://t.co/8tW28POQ7W 17:20:09
Reds win! Reds Win! #Mets #LGM 23:04:02
Hold me! https://t.co/jHWrY2rAGU 23:11:51
RT @HrishiHirway: Ah, well…can you pronounce "go fuck yourself, you racist piece of shit?" It's a little easier. https://t.co/4VtunFpQfF 23:48:36

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Published September 28, 2016

The Hillary Shimmy

This will be in my head for a while…

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Published September 28, 2016

Today in my Twitter

Still in race somehow https://t.co/kxD6rxEXxf 17:18:10
So yeah….about that Google? They announce this the day I wrote a few words…. https://t.co/CC95m5eQRj https://t.co/ePOOb8SPIk 18:31:09
I would be scared to be in Trump’s press pool… https://t.co/DVOViCjWrg 19:57:37
Cespedes just hit the ball 500 feet….holy shit! #LGM #Mets 19:58:18
Boeing better watch out……wait what? https://t.co/V5tJESANOg 20:14:04
Going from AMD to Nvidia….wonder if this has to do with VR? https://t.co/FAv6fRftcq 20:15:57
but they might skip the 2018 olympics for this garbage….. https://t.co/9Qayk4k4iV 20:21:22
RT @robynlisaflynn: I'm disgusted by people who root for that garbage in 2016. https://t.co/KTVovSxM5Y 21:13:12
Free trade is a huge net positive for US, but some will get hurt like anything. Same with moving to clean energy. Nuance is hard… 21:37:50
I wish Clinton did not back down on this, but between Bernie and Donald’s horseshit anti-trade, anti- exim bank going unchecked. in reply to RealDarrenCohen 21:40:39
This is why we need a media that does their job. When a candidate says Nafta has done X, it’s okay to say actually it hasn’t when it hasn’t in reply to RealDarrenCohen 21:41:38
I am going to bang my head against the wall until i knock myself out! https://t.co/XVUPL2RdKT 22:12:24
Wow. Who would have thought both VA Warner’s would endorse same candidate? @randomduck https://t.co/jBZIjxA69F 22:35:41
Wow the Mets have made up a lot of run differential in the last few weeks. #Mets #LGM https://t.co/HJLmpyJF0g 22:55:47
Oh 2016 https://t.co/KiMtNt9CHV 23:05:23

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Published September 27, 2016

Today in my Twitter

Ugh–>Google brings store visits to Google Display Network, debuts cross-device retargeting https://t.co/pSTfdTPVpK https://t.co/0OXpUbxVyn 09:48:36
RT @wheresmonica: Google is and always has been an ad company. https://t.co/DT2AFZ89fC 10:24:50
Finally! https://t.co/3R4d9l61xr 12:21:33
RT @sacca: This should offend every American citizen, no matter what your race. The police work for all of us. Protect and serve? https://t… 12:25:07
Oh FFS…..still on prem exchange credentials being housed on AWS. https://t.co/OEUsj8N66E https://t.co/6mBjl5VBay in reply to RealDarrenCohen 12:35:21
This is different… https://t.co/y91gUuIjid 12:42:15
RT @BCAppelbaum: That's a relief. I was worried he might be a "terrorist." https://t.co/nD2om4KKsA 15:05:18
So he was diverting income to foundation, and then using the foundation for personal use. I’m sure nothing wrong wi… https://t.co/JKqd90Iolt 16:52:57
The moderator of the debate works for this org….they have a duty to answer this easy question. Did they write it of… https://t.co/5BOwVCq49P 17:40:44
NBC election night music is being played….I reacted like a 3 year old who just saw Mickey Mouse. I’m not embarrassed! #OwnIt 18:35:06
RT @jonlovett: Truest thing he'll say tonight. https://t.co/4usN0Z0uuW 19:17:25
Some irony that Trump is the little man with the cold…. #DebateNight 21:14:52
You didn’t say that Donald? #DebateNight https://t.co/X1GwpKGRME 21:18:45
Debate has broken tweetbot….first time on Tweetdeck in a while! 22:17:27
RT @alexburnsNYT: This is amazing – Brian is as committed a Republican strategist as you will find >>
https://t.co/yxsMv7PPUi 23:19:59
This could be so many congressmen…. https://t.co/1P9JeU5auF 23:32:53
When do we discuss the war in the South China Sea that Trump is good with? The amount of stuff to get through is insane. #debatenight 23:45:55

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Published September 26, 2016

Today in my Twitter

Today in my Twitter https://t.co/1CqwAfZ75S 00:18:39
NFL Week 3 Picks https://t.co/8WWLJZzRS4 11:51:06
Holy mother of god……. https://t.co/8US2yrzxkp 12:52:37
Let’s do this! #NFLSunday https://t.co/CH1y64mZ1p 12:53:59
More people in Tampa watching practice than watching the #WorldCupOfHockey semi-final. Good job….good effort NHL.… https://t.co/6qYltX7Fsc 14:29:00
How can someone be this dumb and be on 50 state ballots….and I am not even talking about Donald? He would not even… https://t.co/kXzUVoNCUO 16:41:24
RT @KirkNawrotzky: There was an Arnold Palmer reference tonight on The Simpsons. So weird. https://t.co/4obYfm2B5T 21:28:47
Add it to the list of things I agree with Obama on! #TeamMustard https://t.co/wjOMZsaxJY 21:51:18

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Published September 25, 2016

NFL Week 3 Picks

Just having some fun. Lines are as of 10:00AM Sunday morning (eastern time) from the MGM/Mirage sports books in Las Vegas. Teams in bold are my picks.


Home	Line	Away
Cincinnati	-3.5	Denver
Tennessee	+1	Oakland
Buffalo	+4.5	Arizona
Jacksonville	+2	Baltimore
Miami	-9.5	Cleveland
NY Giants	-3.5	Washington
Green Bay	-7	Detroit
Carolina	-7	Minnesota
Seattle	-10	San Francisco
Tampa Bay	-3.5	Los Angeles
Philadelphia	+3.5	Pittsburgh
Kansas City	-3	NY Jets
Indianapolis	-1	San Diego
Dallas	-7	Chicago
New Orleans	-3	Atlanta

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Published September 25, 2016

Today in my Twitter

Today in my Twitter https://t.co/MOfzttRSjB 00:19:54
Finally found a use for #Allo https://t.co/nrBDuhRwuC 15:53:10
Canada/Russia for the World Cup of Hockey and rights to the arctic circle…….. #WorldCupOfHockey 19:11:24
RT @petesouza: VP Biden w Ruth Bonner, 99, daughter of slave from Mississippi at African American Museum dedication ceremony today https://… 23:26:58

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Published September 24, 2016

Today in my Twitter

Shot…… https://t.co/Fyp8O12duP 10:00:47
Chaser……September baseball!!!!!! https://t.co/SVjT1uV5Go 10:00:59
Batteries will last an hour….but at least they don’t blow up! https://t.co/Ly4uzQIF16 10:48:23
New to go with book—>Listen to Chapter and Verse by Bruce Springsteen on #AppleMusic.
https://t.co/Uy5vEs2Bs9 https://t.co/318jrgcUK8 11:52:16
The over 1 billion dollar part of the electorate……lots of small biz/farmers in that group. https://t.co/hg9Ae8wX4g 13:30:38
Cruz endorses, Trump advisor hanging with Putin, Lee Harvey Oswald…just trying to Friday afternoon together here. 15:57:41
This is kind of crazy…..and what was Apple thinking? https://t.co/AjCqDPWQk5 16:32:59
Google fiber connected to—
>Google router connected to—>all your devices. https://t.co/Tq4M0L3zYO 16:46:00
I await @mosspuppet to tell me what to think….. 17:12:48

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Published September 22, 2016

Today in my Twitter

Today in my Twitter https://t.co/81U9942hOG 00:20:35
Google Allo is spam. It doesn't say who is on service. Instead it spams them via SMS to install app. #Allo 09:20:41
How about frogs tell me to get ready to get in the oven? Can I get upset then? Will hang up and listen…… https://t.co/HR8MyM8HCk 11:30:12
Going to guess someone will be in the car Donald… https://t.co/7P0FeXAS5Y 17:53:02
People in Redmond might actually have the high ground on messaging….the Duo/Allo “launch” makes MSFT effort seem co… https://t.co/vPoMOQASEv 18:19:19
RT @YasmineEvjen: @RealDarrenCohen pro tip, you can see who had Allo by tapping on "start incognito chat" 19:43:32
You drink non Dr. Brown’s Cream Soda….your opinion means naught! https://t.co/FIrnEJAoFu 20:11:31
Balls punched #Mets 22:30:16

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Published September 21, 2016

Today in my Twitter

Today in my Twitter https://t.co/NV3jLbNU5v 00:20:14
Tweetbot for iOS and MacOS updated to support the new longer tweets. Took 24 hours….not bad! 13:24:16
Apple Pay on desktop web 👍🏻 https://t.co/SGBmdBJZTj 13:54:18
RT @jonlovett: This is said for the benefit of the same kind of white person who loved to nod along to Bill Cosby's pound cake speech. http… 17:54:59
I agree, Trump being a second generation has been a disaster for the United States. I like when he uses projection! https://t.co/zVX594lUvr 18:36:09
#TeamGrit up 1-0 #USAvCAN 20:20:55
So is a sub .800 save percentage good? #TeamGrit #USAvCAN 21:34:23

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